- People can (and do) ring you at all hours of the day and night.
- Stupid (and loud) people broadcast the boring details of their dreary lives to everyone on the bus/train.
- You can be tracked down if you commit a murder.
- You can be talking to someone who is sitting on the loo (this can be appropriate to the conversation).
- They can be used to settle arguments in pubs, ruining the ancient art of drunken debate.
- You have to hear the dreary details of your supermarket check-out operator’s personal life.
- They have endless ringtones.
- As soon as you buy a new phone the super-dooper next model appears, usually within a week.
- They have cameras that generate billions of poor quality photos and videos on social media.
- They can show text jokes and videos that people read out or demand you view.
